Shore up me timbers with that thar spork, and some gumballs!

OK so yes it's been a while. I don't have any excuses. Just was "gone dark" for a while. Now i'm back and with a vengeance like Bruce Willis.

The Family vacation to Great Wolf Lodge was exhausting and fun at the same time. Her Majesty didn't wanna get out of the wave pool ever :-) and the boys wore themselves out on the water slides, and alternating in the wave pool. Our last day there just the boys and I went to the water park, and we lost track of time dumping water from convenient buckets on strangers below. We were a little late checking out.

Happy Holidays!!!! Thanksgiving is coming this week and I intend to eat myself into a coma, and then drool on the couch. Nice that I now work for  the State of Washington, I actually have paid holidays! 3 day work week WHOOHOO!!! I am really looking forward to this thanksgiving, the first in our house all (well mostly) together as a family. A couple of our kids are in other states, and won't be making it but we will have them in our thoughts anyway.

Coming up next month is the 2 year anniversary of the first night my beautiful baby girl and I were together. we have big plans for dinner, and possibly a show, and a night in a Jacuzzi tub room right by the lake Washington waterfront. I can't freaking wait!!! I love every night with my girl, this one is gonna be fun!!!

Ok so that's all I got right now. If you're reading this and puked in your mouth a little at the last paragraph, i'm not sorry and there will be more to come i'm sure.

If you're working right now, stand up hold your arms up like you just won a marathon, and shout "MY PAPA LIKES GIRLS!!!!" then sit down quietly and pretend like you didn't do anything. I guarantee you will get some interesting questions from your co workers at your next lunch date. :-)

Their papa likes girls too!

Much Love,

Erik

Morning Pork Chop!

I know it's been a while since I've posted but we've been busy. Doing what i'm not sure, but we've been really busy. I have this new bad habit of forgetting where I parked in the morning, so by the time I get out of work, I sorta have to wander around the 3-5 block radius I usually park in hoping that I won't miss the Petey because I didn't wanna walk up one of those steep ass hills. Yesterday I found it pretty quick, the day before, not so much, I pretty much lost the Petey for a good 20 minutes. Maybe I should start taking pictures of it and where it's parked every day so I won't lose it again.
We are taking our first Family Vacation this weekend, the whole crew except for Amonte who is going to make sure the house doesn't burn down (hopefully) and feed the cats and things. We're going to go to Great Wolf Lodge in Grand Mound, Wa. The kids are excited though this morning Her Majesty when asked "Where are we going tomorrow ?" mumbled "greatwolflodge" so we kept asking her over and over until she could come up with some enthusiasm. We're gonna rent a mini van, so we don't have to take both cars. The Petey is in limp mode most of the time now anyway and won't rev over 2500 rpms which makes highway driving out of the question.

My Baby Girl's birthday is this weekend too, and were going to all be in one hotel room on her birthday :-( not what I had hoped to do for her birthday, but it's the first long weekend we've had recently, and the kids have been all over the idea of going to GWL for a long time.

That's about all I have today, here is a pic of me because I know people wanna stare at me..

Need to take more pics so that this is a rich media experience for you instead of just random krap falling out of my brain onto a blog.

Much Love,
Erik

Don't shoot me because I'm singing, geesh

 We have been sick for the past few days, it sucks because Zoe always gets hit way worse with contamination than the rest of us do. Today I am alternating between hot flashes (man o pause?) and shivering while sweating.

Missed a couple of days last week doubtful that I can go home today. Me at work there on the right... Those headphones play really loud, and spotify has been rawckin all morning.... The problem has become that I get balls deep into analyzing these 200,000 plus line Excel spreadsheets, and start singing along.... The first time wasn't so bad, it was Gogol Bordello "Start Wearing Purple".... and I stopped soon as I realized everyone was staring at me, and Jarrod waved his arms around to catch my attention and shushed me loudly. Here is were it became a problem... System of a down Cigaro (Explicit Version of course ) came on, and I sang "My cock is much bigger than yours (my cock can walk right through the door)" and the only woman in our office Mary, opened up with her full auto Nerf gatling gun at my head, and laughed her ass off. Just wait till I get my bipod mounted belt fed nerf gun, Ill take some muthafuckas out!!!

I have found a new obsession... Converse DC comics series "The Riddler" low tops.... OMG!!! I want a pair of these sooooooo badly.... if anyone would like to they can be shipped anonymously in a size 13 to me at.....  
:-)

I would like to introduce Lucy our new little tiny kitteh, aka LBC... yes she is grooming me which has become a problem as it scares Her Majesty shitless in the middle of the night. She has begun to run for the door now when someone opens it too which could be a problem.






Anyway thats about all I got today... Have a really smiley day.

Much Love
Erik.